The football World Cup is coming and seeing how the male
brigade goes crazy and their female counterparts feel left out. So, I thought it would be a good idea to give the girls a crash-course in all that
is there to know about football and how not to embarrass themselves.
- One team consists of 11 players INCLUDING the goalkeeper. Not 10, not 12 and not 13.
- There's only FOUR positions available in a team namely goalkeeper, defender, midfielder and striker...or forward
- One game consists of two halves, the first half and the second half. Each half last for 45 minutes. So, one football game or two halves equal to 90 minutes. Do the math.
- A goal is worth 1 point. There's no 3 points in football like in basketball. But wait, I bet girls don't even know there's 3 points in basketball, right? Just kidding
- When a player manages to score 3 goals in one game, we call it a HAT-TRICK. Well, not the one that the magicians usually do on stage.
- World Cup and European Championship only happen ONCE in four years, just like the Olympics and the Commonwealth Games
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